1. Harem pants. Forget the style, I can’t get past the name!
2. Parachute tops. Ditto.
3. Skorts. Or is it skants? For the indecisive, perhaps?
4. Pantyhose. Ladders. And they make your legs look like you’ve coloured them in with oil pastels. The only thing they’re good for is covering your freshly-done hair at bedtime.
5. Shoulder pads. I’ve contemplated this one since the 80’s. I’m still clueless.
6. Clothes made of metal. I mean…rust?
7. Transparent plastic platforms. Unless you’re Baby Spice.
8. Jeans that rest just above the knee instead of just above the pelvis. How people who dress like this manage to walk is one of life’s marvels.
9. Statement t-shirts, when worn by people who don’t appear to understand their meaning…or who simply aren’t “bringing sexy back”…
10. Statement underwear. Unless you’re taking someone on a treasure hunt. “G marks the spot”, or something…
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
